I Think I'm a Zombie

[mikeynshelby]

Zombies come in many forms here are some

Zombie Type 1
These Types can Run and are normal human Speed. They arent dead but are Infected with A virus They are a High Concern. If this should happen you should not panic but know your part. These things are Everywhere. If any Zombie Type Outbreak shall Happen. You should know there is No God. Only No Fate but What we Make for ourselves.

Zombie Type 2
This type is Popular for Its Appearance in 67% Of all Zombie Films. They Were killed and brought back from the dead within 2 Hours max. They eat Flesh and are One of The Easiest. If you don't know what I'am talking about watch George A. Romero Movies and Play Resident Evil. Then you'll know what I mean.


Zombie Type 3
These Types are the Most popular when it Comes to the word "Zombie" They originate From a person who was Dead and Reanimated and Will Try to eat your Brains. This is Highly Unlikely to happen but Accept the Inevitable.

Zombie Type 4
What if One day Some Magician Planned to force all Voodoo Zombies to Gather around them. But Instead they started Attacking People and With a Word turned the People Into Voodoo Zombies! This is a Unpopular Idea but It may or may not Happen. as it all Remains A Mystery.


I think I'm a Zombie Type 2.

What type of zombie would you be if you were in a zombie movie?

[Sickle]

I'm a goddamn Haitian voodoo zombie.

[mikeynshelby]

Haha sweet

[veteran_gamer]

Hatian, sheet neega, i fookin keel eeerybohdy en deez mu-fuh-Kha!

[Sickle]

She cries the uh uh quiet lay ake ake

[veteran_gamer]

im a fast talkin convict
blowin your mind
and im workin macaframallama even if im in the slamma

[Sickle]

FUCK ALL YALL
FUCKIN WITH MY MIND
UNTIL YOU ALL FALL
MISANTHROPY

[Blubbles]

I'm the fish zombie in the water AHA!! Never thought what happened down in the water during an Outbreak HUH?!

[mikeynshelby]

Lol no I sure didn't =3 That's pretty cool though. Zombie fish!! Oh noes.

[corkymcchubbles]

I'm a zombie monkey that reads minds! ".........."

"SEMANTICS!"
0.0

[lxHowlxl]

I'm the head of the zombie killing association so... I have to kill you Mikeynshelby. I was nice knowing ya.

*Takes out shotgun and blows off Mikeynshelby's head*

[veteran_gamer]

hahah
if you only knew why this was funny to me!!!

[lxHowlxl]

Yea, if I only knew..... *Whimpers in corner*

XD

[lxHowlxl]

Damn-it, I always do *I* instead of *it*. This fucking Mac keyboard sucks, the reaction sucks. I'm at my girl friend's house for spring break, and she has a mac....